Something is Shifting.
Not broken. Not gone. Just... molting.
Bizarre Collective is in an active state of re-design, re-alignment, and re-manifestation. We’re taking the system apart, asking better questions, and rebuilding something sharper, cleaner, and more intentional.
Think less “agency as usual.”
Think more living organism.
What's happening?
We’re stripping the machine down to its bones so it can evolve.
New structures.
New offerings.
New energy.
The kind of changes you don’t rush if you care about longevity, integrity, and not burning everything to the ground 🔥✨
What's not happening
We didn’t disappear. The Collective is still very much alive.
Our consultants are still here.
Our brains are still firing.
Our values haven’t changed.
We’re simply pausing the noise so we can return with something that actually makes sense in this market, this economy, and this moment.
- What is available right now? -
Hourly Strategic Consulting
💸 $222 / hour
Bizarre Collective has always been a collective - not a single lens, not a one-size-fits-all operator.
Right now, we’re offering hourly consulting access to our network of specialized, senior-level consultants, each rooted in their own discipline, but unified by one core practice: Designing things that work.
We design:
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Companies
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Brands
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Departments
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Systems
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Campaigns
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Ways of working
Hourly consulting gives you access to that collective intelligence without long-term commitments or bloated engagements.
Want to know when we fully re-emerge?
We’ll tell you.
No spam. No funnels. No weird marketing gymnastics.
Just updates, ideas, and signals when something new is ready to be released into the wild.
Final note
Bizarre Collective has always been about conscious commerce, systems that actually work, and building things that don’t require you to abandon yourself to be successful.
This pause isn’t a retreat. It’s a recalibration.
We’ll be back soon — clearer, stronger, and a little more bizarre than before.
Until then, xoxo,
— The Bizarre Collective 🍋🤝
